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The eyes are the groin of the head...
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| 411: | Sudbury, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 dating | | | Seeks: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Dec-19-08 12:04 PM | |
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Funky personal ad is not funky, personal nor an ad, discuss...
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| If you mean lover, already have one so question is null and void. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| The sun successfully rises without incident on the first recorded "date" noted by civilization (hence the "fist date" went "perfectly" as the first 24 hour cycle was without failure). |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Logic, reality and not taking life or anything else so seriously and I loathe the concept of reverence. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Of the humanoid type, manifested by a complex system of neurological functions enabling thought, feeling, perception etc. thereby creating a composite which in totality is defined as "personality" or "character". |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Limited to the scope and angles that my eyeballs and their respective functions provide. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Induce fever or any other means of elevating body temperature. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Indulge my cravings to the point at which I would declare "satisfaction". |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Alien Probing, Movies, Music, your mom |
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PERSONALITY |
| Artistic, Criminal, Dumbass, Midnight Toker, Sarcastic, your mom |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
JuggHead |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| Your mom's bagina. |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Watchtower (mostly the parts about your mom) |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Pornos starring your mom. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Your mom's screams of passion in the night. |
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| Birthday: | Feb, 9 Aquarius | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Oct-14-08 11:14 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Nicely Baked | |
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